Malicious Compliance
Bonus speedpaint: https://www.peppercarrot.com/en/miniFantasyTheater/073.html#bonus
Transcript:
A comic in four panels:
Panel 1. The headmaster bursts through Cepper's door, slamming it, furious. We see Cepper in the foreground, sitting at her desk, bored, not reacting.
Headmaster: "Cepper! I've heard you're refusing to use your Avian Intelligence!"
Headmaster: "As a scholar of this university, you must! Your pay depends on it."
Panel 2. A closer shot of the headmaster as he continues his tirade, gesturing dramatically but reading the scroll of a Avian Intelligence Parrot with a little hat and a beard with on it "HR".
Headmaster: "We also need your Grimoire of Shadows and Fire by the end of the month!"
Headmaster: "So, use your AI! This is non-negotiable, our investors require it!"
Panel 3. Cepper turns in her chair to face the headmaster, revealing the AI Parrot on her desk. She offers a large grimoire to the headmaster (the book remains off-screen).
Cepper: "Calm down... I am using it, and it's already done."
Cepper: "The investors wanted high-volume output, right?"
Panel 4. The headmaster is now holding the book, and the audience can see the cover. The cover features Cepper's face with a dramatic, clickbait-style background. The title is in bold: "Shadows and Fire: 100 Tips (Number 72 is a Game Changer!)". There is a big arrow pointing to a fire with the word "HOW?!" in giant letters and also "WHAT'S NEXT?!". The headmaster is surprised. Cepper She has a dark, malicious smile.
Cepper: "I've given them exactly that! 500 pages!"
Cepper: "Enjoy the slop!"
Headmaster: "?!"
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