Medical Recommendations with Avian Intelligence
Transcript:
A webcomic in four panels:
Panel 1. The gothic sorceress lies in bed, with a hot towel on her forehead and a thermometer in her mouth. Closer on the bed, her Avian Intelligence (AI) Parrot is perched.
Gothic Sorceress: "Ugh, I wanna die. This flu is brutal. Avian Intelligence, tell me how should I treat it?"
Panel 2. The AI Parrot responds with proudness in his pose.
AI Parrot: "It's easy. Take a pinch of Shadow-Root powder in a glass of water and done."
Panel 3. The Gothic Sorceress turns angry at the bird. This one try to process why.
Gothic Sorceress: "Wait a minute, Shadow-Root?! That's a #*$%@& lethal poison! Are you trying to kill me?"
AI Parrot: "You weren't asking for?... uh..."
Panel 4. The AI parrot realizes "I wanna die" was just an idiom, feels stupid and embarrassed. The Gothic Sorceress facepalms under her blanket.
AI Parrot: "Oh!"
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queroseno@vivaldi.net
I love this Avian Intelligence thing
Ray_Of_Sunlight@mastodon.social
Reminds me of putting glue on pizza, the AIs can't differentiate between facts from shitposting (Or is it the other way around?), that's why it's unreasonable to rely on GenAI.
ArneBab@rollenspiel.social
you didn’t say "to get better", so how should it have known? ☺
pwassonchat@eldritch.cafe
@ArneBab she did say she wanted to die. The AI just took it literally.
ArneBab@rollenspiel.social
@pwassonchat you’re right …
zeitverschreib@freundica.de
"I wanna die..."
Sounds pretty clear to me.
glennseto@mastodon.social
@zeitverschreib If it could happen to Data, I am for once inclined to go easy on a dumb AI.
InaiMathi@mastodon.social
Haha :D I'm sooo glad I discovered these webcomics. They're incredibly awesome!!
rowyn@mastodon.art
I love the word play with "Avian Intelligence" but also actual birds deserve better rep than this fake bird is giving them 😂
voxel@infosec.space
I knew it from the moment she said "I wanna die" xD
★gub
2 ★La dernière case laisse à penser une prise de conscience de l'IA.
Conscience qui n'existe pas.
davidrevoy
@gub 🤣 On est d'accord. Une AI n'aura aucun remord ni réalisation d'avoir envoyé des humains vers leur mort.
3 ★C'est juste un petit ajout pour des raison de comédie et le procédé fictionnel et dramatique.
gub
très bonne planche, nonobstant.
★f4grx@chaos.social
@gub +1 lol
tealk@friendica.rollenspiel.monster
Actually, the AI isn't that far off; the problem is solved with this.
anonax@defcon.social
Reminds me of when I heard about a Canadian doctor recommending MAID to a suicidal patient. But worse, because this is more accessible.
andre@fedi.jaenis.ch
Wish her a speedy recovery 💐
Ilpi@mastodon.social
🤣
johnlogic@sfba.social
"Avian Intelligence" is perfect in that it seems to have evolved the term "bird brain".
Moss_the_TeXie@rheinneckar.social
@johnlogic
Bird brains may be small but are far more densely packed compared to human brains … comparing that to something that needs square miles of hardware to generate the BS we are seeing is an insult.
zaire@fedi.absturztau.be
the magic that makes teenagers kill themselves ™
utopify_org@veganism.social
Current LLMs remind me on the picture generating ais, which always generated 6 fingers.
They will fix it in a few months 😃
Nours@eldritch.cafe
★Bon effectivement si tu meurs tu t'en fous de la grippe 😅🤣
EveOfTheFuture@chaosfem.tw
Would have thought Krita had caught on to how useless this thing is by now
shadowwwind@fosstodon.org
that is a reasonable mistake tho ;D
yon@sakurajima.moe
Letter vs Spirit.
WheresMyWater@mastodon.world
an extreme way to get rid of the worst animal in existence
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