The Correct Incantation

Transcript:

A comic in four panels:

Panel 1. The gothic sorceress, dressed in dark, flowing robes, stands in the middle of a desolated land. She gazes at the colorful mechanical parrot flying near her shoulder: the Avian Intelligent Parrot. The sorceress asks with a hint of curiosity.

Gothic sorceress: "Hey, Avian Intelligence, what's the incantation for summoning a fireball?"
AI Parrot: ":sparkle emoji: The correct incantation for a fireball is "IgnisMe"."

Panel 2. The gothic sorceress cracks a wicked smile, her eyes shining with anticipation as she raises her hands in front of her, fingers spread and ready to cast.

Gothic sorceress: "Alright, let's give it a shot... IgnisMe!"

Panel 2(small insert in previous panel). Only the eyes of the gothic sorceress are visible in a large flame.

Gothic sorceress: "?!!"

Panel 3. The gothic sorceress is burnt, her face contorted in a mix of shock, anger, and pain. Flames and smoke dance around her, her dark robes burnt and tattered, revealing exposed parts of her anatomy.

Gothic sorceress: "You #*$%@& bird! You gave me a self-immolation spell instead of a fireball spell!"

Panel 4. As the sorceress facepalms, the Avian Intelligent parrot replies with stoicism.

AI Parrot: ":sparkle emoji: You're absolutely right! The correct incantation for a fireball is "PyroBolus"."

Source here


80 comments

link datenwolf   - Reply
datenwolf@chaos.social

I take it, that the name of the parrot is "stochastic", right?

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@datenwolf Yes, totally a reference to the famous "Stochastic Parrot" paper. The first part also was a direct reference to that :

framapiaf.org/@davidrevoy/1155

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link Laurens 🧢 🐐 🔻   - Reply
ElBeeToots@mastodon.nl

I think the Avian Intelligence just scraped the online menu of Taco Bell 😬

link Ronald vd W.   - Reply
ronaldb66@mastodon.social

Bird brain, indeed.

link Canela Blanca   - Reply
christopherbrown@mastodon.social

@courtcan Wow. I *really* enjoy your art style.

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@christopherbrown @courtcan Thank you! I also publish the HD version on the website if you want to have a look on the brush work without much compression peppercarrot.com/en/miniFantas , I was happy about I rendered the shade of dark gray for her dress on this one. 😊

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link Canela Blanca   - Reply
christopherbrown@mastodon.social

@courtcan Thank you for the link.

link TrimTab 🇺🇦   - Reply
TrimTab@mastodon.social


Best stochastic parrot ever!! Please mak this a series. :-)

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@TrimTab Thanks! I'll see, next week, I think I want to draw again the little necromancer of the Halloween special episode. But this gothic sorcerer and her AI parrot will probably be my go to for all my future AI/LLM related jokes 🙂

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link Jairaj Devadiga   - Reply
jairajdevadiga@mastodon.social

@TrimTab Don't forget the Amphora of Great Intelligence!

Hopefully we will get to see the Amphora and the parrot in the same episode one day soon. 😅

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@jairajdevadiga @TrimTab 🤣

link TrimTab 🇺🇦   - Reply
TrimTab@mastodon.social


Awesome :-) It's just a great idea for the best worst sidekick ever... We all deal with AI stupidity every day, comedic potential is ripe! :-) She needs to train the Stokey (i named your parrot sorry) how to count blueberries or something...

link benoit mortier   - Reply
benoitmortier@techhub.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 IA bird 🤣🤣🤣🤣

link Orlando 🇲🇽 :linux: :julia:   - Reply
0rkk0@fosstodon.org

I bet the 🦜 was powered by an LLM and its nickname is *stochastic* (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stochast) :rofl: cc @emilymbender

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@0rkk0 @emilymbender hehe, yes, a direct reference to this paper. The first part here framapiaf.org/@davidrevoy/1155 does a more direct reference. It will probably be my recurring character for mocking AI 😋 .

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link Mohammad | محمد   - Reply
mokazemi@persadon.com

AI... AI Everywhere 🤣

link taco, bird/cat :verified420:   - Reply
chirpbirb@meow.social

this is offensive to us birds smh

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@chirpbirb 💜 I'm very sorry about it. Birds are my friends (Fr, I'm really the guy with many spot on garden with seeds and little names for all the recurrent little winged visitors I have)

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link Elfi, known bug enjoyer :maple_morb:   - Reply
elfi@pixie.town

@chirpbirb blame the school for not getting her a real bird

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@elfi @chirpbirb Yes, she deserve a crow, for sure ^ ^

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link Elfi, known bug enjoyer :maple_morb:   - Reply
elfi@pixie.town

@chirpbirb everyone should get a crow tbh. Crows are friends

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@elfi @chirpbirb 🖤 🐦‍⬛

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link Log 🪵   - Reply
log@mastodon.sdf.org

Still useful when in combat against an entomoncer. Biting and stinging swarms are nasty.

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@log Ha, thank you! I really wondered for a long time why the IgnisMe spell was even a thing and I just thought: go with it, you'll find something. Now I have a solution. 👍

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link Log 🪵   - Reply
log@mastodon.sdf.org

Maybe also when stepping out of the bath or shower? For a fractional second. Saves on both towels and razor blades.

link   - Reply
elgregor@librem.one

@log Ninjas can't catch you if you are on fire. knowyourmeme.com/photos/267219

link ArneBab   - Reply
ArneBab@rollenspiel.social

link El Dado Inquieto   - Reply
eldadoinquieto@mastorol.es

As real as real life indeed.

link Didier   - Reply
didier@famille.c-f.me


En même temps, il faut être précis, une boule de feux, si elle reste sur place, elle vas brûler celui qui l'a généré 🔥
❗ Attention, une boule de feux qui avance peut aller dans la mauvaise direction ...🔥

link Linebyline   - Reply
Linebyline@mastoart.social

The sparkle emoji in the AI's dialogue bubbles is a nice touch. Really helps sell the obnoxiously cheerful tone.

link mkj   - Reply
mkj@social.mkj.earth

Totally checks out!

#MiniFantasyTheather

link jntesteves   - Reply
jntesteves@fosstodon.org

I love this character! She looks introvert and short-tempered, total opposite of Pepper. Does she have a name? I hope she gets her crow one day. She deserves her own series.

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@jntesteves Thanks! I'm also starting to like her a lot. (and the Necromancer of the Halloween special too). At first for the fun, I named them: Cepper and Parrot 🤣 .

But her core inspiration is really a cartoony version of how I would draw Yennefer from The Witcher series.

So, I might call her something similar on the future, to keep the pattern while not flirting too much with the copyright. Yefer, or just Yen (the nickname of Yenefer).

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link Jargoggles   - Reply
jargoggles@kolektiva.social


Lucky for her, the spell follows Bruce Banner rules for clothing damage.

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@jargoggles Haha, yes, I'll not do twice the same mistake than the one I did for Saffron during the magic contest 😆 🔥 Edit: wrong link, it was on the next episode!! peppercarrot.com/en/webcomic/e

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link Jargoggles   - Reply
jargoggles@kolektiva.social


At least she had the presence of mind to wear fireproof underwear - a must-have for pyromancers everywhere.

link Simx72   - Reply
simx72@defcon.social

i feel this xd

link kolya   - Reply
kolya@social.cologne

Latin and classical Greek are mixed rather willy-nilly in those incantations. :thinking:

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@kolya haha, Guilty as charged for using "Ethymologicus Magicus NotReallyEfficiencus" 😆

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link Sindarina, Edge Case Detective   - Reply
sindarina@ngmx.com

Haha, I love these 😄

link M Berberich   - Reply
m_berberich@chaos.social

Better than most AIs.

Cable with cable lugs.

Q: Which speakers does this cable work with?

AI: This cable works with all speakers that have banana sockets.

Q: That's wrong!

AI: Oh, sorry, I was wrong, [blah blah blah] The cable works with all speakers that have banana sockets.

link Tifo   - Reply
Tifo@pagan.plus

burning wizard lore

📽️ ccfe1c3723423ba5.mp4 

link LucKey Productions   - Reply
LucKeyProductions@c.im

That'll teach her; not memorizing even the most basic of spells. Everyone knows pyrobolus.

Perrort must've misunderstood 'summoning' as 'becoming'.

link F4GRX Sébastien   - Reply
f4grx@chaos.social

no it's AVIAGRILL

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link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@f4grx 😆 🔥 🦜

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link :bun: Stellar 🇫🇷 :blahaj:   - Reply
Stellar@mk.absturztau.be

@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org this is not just burning, its learning and controlling fire sis, and that's magical.

link Purple   - Reply
PurpleShadow@eldritch.cafe

Fun fact: "ignisme" sounds like it should be a Catalan word meaning something about fire-ideology :D

link Dr. Sobek   - Reply
Sobex@sciences.re

Well, now a I need to print that one, and re-organise my door (I can fit a row of three, but not a row of four anti AI comics)

link Virtualized Nightmare   - Reply
skye@toot.cat

i absolutely fucking love your drawings and i am so happy whenever they cross my feed, it’s such a pure joy to look at them, i always feel like i can see not only just the skill that went into them, but all the fun and the love as well

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@skye 💜 Merci !

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link Cybird   - Reply
cybird@app.wafrn.net

Man, imagine being a robot bird, couldn't be me.


#Wait...

link Marnic   - Reply
marnic


🤣👍

link yPhil   - Reply
yPhil@mstdn.social

I dont get the joke..?

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@yPhil Good for you: it's a sign your contact with AI/LLM is minimal. The joke is about how AI/LLM like ChatGPT usually replies when it is wrong and you correct them. Even if it burns you, wipe your user dir, or advise bad med; it will not acknowledge the disastrous consequences of it inaccuracy and just repeat after saying "you are right!" that is one of its catchphrase.

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link yPhil   - Reply
yPhil@mstdn.social

Oooh 😶 Dang (pardon my French) I *totally* missed it. That's actually factually funily funny, sorry for being such a bonehead.
Because wouldn't you know, I'm sadly quite accustomed to the "You're absolutely right, you have to break the eggs first" BS that has already self-immolated many hours of my life ; Thanks for you patience, sir.

link Yonerf   - Reply
yonerf@maly.io

Juste un immense *merci* !

C'est brillant, précis, méticuleux, simple et explicite mais à la fois très fin.

J'étais, je suis et resterai fan.

Bravo l'artiste !

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@yonerf awww! Merci !

link Takiro 🎨   - Reply
Takiro@meow.social


I imagine a version where the parrot gives the exact same answer again.

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@Takiro haha, yes, it could work also 🤣

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link A Story In A World   - Reply
FugazziPL@pouet.chapril.org


On m'a demandé de traduire ton travail. Je partage sous ta licence.

"Hey, Intelligence Aviaire, quelle est l'incantation pour invoquer des boules de feu ?"
"L'incantation correcte pour des boules de feu est "Ignisme" "

"Très bien, essayons un coup… Ignisme !"

"Toi ! *&*#/! d'oiseau !! Tu m'as donné un sortilège d'auto-immolation au lieu d'un sortilège de boule de feu !"

"Tu as absolument raison ! L'incantation correcte pour une boule de feu est "Pyrobolus" "

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@FugazziPL Merci. Tu trouveras sur le site une traduction française faite hier bénévolement par @Nartance : peppercarrot.com/fr/miniFantas (et tous les strips précédents le sont aussi)

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link Duncan Blues   - Reply
duncan_blues@norden.social


Made my day! 🤣👍

link hyperreal   - Reply
hyperreal@tilde.zone

Well if you knew anything about incantations the -me suffix would have been an indicator that the spell is directed at the invoker! Use the AI responsibly!

But...university students are...university students. They obviously aren't experts yet.

link Les Orchard   - Reply
lmorchard@masto.hackers.town

You're right to question that incantation, here's how it went wrong...

link Cat   - Reply
catmisgivings@stranger.social

i finally clocked how she's doing this no-eyecontact "hey alexa" kind of thing in the first two panels and then whirls to address the AI-bird directly in panel 3!

link Wulfy—Speaker to the machines   - Reply
n_dimension@infosec.exchange

Using Avian Intelligence is a learned skill.

F

link andre   - Reply
andre@fedi.jaenis.ch

What happened to the trees?

No smoke. No sign. Am I missing something?

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@andre Oh no, well spotted: I just forgot painting the trees on the last panels 😅

link andre   - Reply
andre@fedi.jaenis.ch

Oh! Oh! I know!

Given that the tree changed in early panels, maybe they're alive, sensed the imminent danger and moved away?

I mean, @ralphruthe also has living trees:
https://ruthe.de/cartoon/3510/datum/asc/ (German only)

link andre   - Reply
andre@fedi.jaenis.ch

Recently I wondered whether there could be a crossover with https://www.davidrevoy.com/article1029/too-often

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@andre Hehe, probably something to be done with "Armament Intelligence" or about another better weapon. "Axe Intelligence" sounds good too 🤣

link andre   - Reply
andre@fedi.jaenis.ch

That sounds more like something https://www.davidrevoy.com/article1033/help-desk would try to upsell.

link hairylarry   - Reply
hairylarry@gamerplus.org

So funny. And true. I mean everyone knows the correct incantation for Fireball is "Pyrobolus".

link nLupo :anarchist_flag: :antrans_flag:   - Reply
nlupo@amikejo.xyz

When you ask ChatGPT something.

link Müllermeier   - Reply
muellermeier@bark.lgbt

haha, great!

link JaK   - Reply
jak@defcon.social

we need more comics with the Gothic Sorcerer and the Avian Intelligence!

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@jak Thank you! I kept writing for these two last week and came up with three more comic strips; I drew another one on monday and yesterday. I'll release it this afternoon. 🙂

link Didier   - Reply
didier@famille.c-f.me


I had pretty much the same conversation with an AI yesterday...
The question I asked myself next was: Why did I want to correct/educate it?

link Chris Turnbow   - Reply
cturnbow@mastodon.world

May I please share this one with my team

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@cturnbow Sure! You'll find also better resolution and the four comic strip so far about the AI Parrot here peppercarrot.com/en/webcomics/


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