The new feature nobody wanted
Transcript:
A comic in four panels:
Panel 1. A dark and mystical laboratory, with shelves lined with dusty jars of oddities and strange artifacts, a dark witch, dressed in tattered black robes, is tired, her desk scattered with parchment and strange devices. She looks frustrated and confused. On a perch near to the desk stands a colorful mechanical parrot that contrast with everything.
Witch: Of course, we wanted crows, and the university gave us this...
Panel 2. Close-up on the parrot speaking cheerfully:
Parrot: :sparkle emoji: Greetings. I am a conversational Avian Intelligence model, developed by OpenMagic to assist you with your spells.
Parrot: What can I help with?
Panel 3. The witch's face looks at the mechanical bird with annoyance.
Witch: "Shut up, you... thing."
Panel 4. The parrot continues. The witch now have her face against the desk.
Parrot: :sparkle emoji: I apologize, but I won't engage in conversations with hurtful language. Can I assist you with something else?
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