Transcript:
A short comic strip in four panels:
Panel 1. In a misty, night‑time graveyard, among the cold stones of long‑abandoned graves, a beautiful young necromancer stands majestically with her staff. She faces a knight serious about engaging in a fight.
Necromancer: Muahahaha! Attacking a necromancer in a graveyard, you clueless fool!
Panel 2. The necromancer raises her staff and arms, casting a spell that spreads luminous effects across the ground around her. Skeletons emerge from the graves.
Necromancer: Skeletons! Rise from the dead!
Panel 3. The skeletons look at each other, some pat each other on the back, others hug, seemingly unaware of the necromancer's presence. A mix of disbelief and excitement ripples through them. In the background, the necromancer makes a horrified face: this isn’t the result she expected.
Skeleton 1 (an adult): Hey, kiddo? Is that you?
Skeleton 2 (a smaller one): Grandpa?!
Skeleton 3 (holding another’s hand like a lover): Come along, love, everyone's here.
Skeleton 4 (an elderly one, clutching its back): Hello, youth!
Panel 4. The necromancer is disgraced and her arms droop. The five skeletons now huddle together, arms intertwined. The knight roll on the floor laughing at the necromancer’s crushing failure.
Necromancer: I hate tiny family graveyards.

38 comments
greenman@diaspodon.fr
#FunFacts : le "rise from the dead", est ressorti avec la voix de Zeus dans l'intro d'Altered Beast sur borne d'arcade (ou master system)
Bon ça colle pas top avec le personnage, mais c'est ainsi !
davidrevoy
@greenman Haha, bien vue, je ne m'en souvenais plus!
J'ai retrouvé l'extrait de 4 secondes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hihEhsdwiIk
2 ★greenman@diaspodon.fr
ah, c'est "from your grave" !
★bon entre le son de la master system, et mon anglais de jeunot à l'époque, j'ai du enregistrer ce que je voulais que ce soit 😂
davidrevoy
@greenman Pas de soucis, et c'est hyper proche (aussi ça m'arrive tout le temps).
★vger@necronomi.co
Love how the necro is still winning the battle, because her enemy is dying of laughter.
★momo@social.linux.pizza
If you know a little bit of anime-japanese, I have a word for you:
Nekomancer.
You're welcome, meow.
★davidrevoy
@momo Oh! Oh! Oh! Thank you, I'll reuse this one with good care. Your creation?
2 ★momo@social.linux.pizza
★I came up with it but I'm surely not the only one... 😅
davidrevoy
@momo ha right, I found a class for a RPG video game https://gbf.wiki/Nekomancer , and also some who took it as a name for the title of their video game. Too bad, I'll check if it is not too copyrighted and still safe to use it.
3 ★lethe@digitalcourage.social
Today I discovered my need for wholesome necromancer stories.
★Alex63@mastodon.social
@lethe Haha 😅 same here
★ArneBab@rollenspiel.social
:-) love it!
★CWernerArt@mstdn.social
So great, David. Saved my day! 👍 😂
★sarvo@novoa.nagoya
@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org this happened in hilda
davidrevoy
@sarvo yes, just saw it and I replied here https://framapiaf.org/@ygor@floss.social/115458798942234100 😊
2 ★ToonLink@fandom.ink
D'awww, they're so happy to see each other!
Who cares what the boss says. Time to celebrate. 😆
★ygor@floss.social
Something similar happens in an episode of Hilda.
Edit: here it is https://youtu.be/lgHfZuEWcrY
davidrevoy
@ygor Haha, got the idea at a funeral, so many family graves around during the ceremony, my brain had to invent a little something to spend time a bit better I guess. I'm not surprised someone else get the same concept idea too! Thanks for the link.
2 ★AliciaBytes@polycule.li
That's cute :neocat_laugh_tears::neocat_aww:
★greenCoder@functional.cafe
La sorcière est mal tombe-ée
★lufthans@mastodon.social
Does she work birthday parties?
★davidrevoy
@lufthans 🤣 🤣
Lawgren@cyberpunk.lol
As someone slightly obsessed with cosmic horror, this is great cosmic horror.
★isibell@cutie.city
got distracted by the incredibly detailed and beautiful art, took me a while to actually read and comprehend :bunny_drool:
★davidrevoy
@isibell 😆 😆 Thank you!
★Nowhereman@troet.cafe
★My lessons from this are that it might be a good idea to study X-rays of my family and friends for later use.
davidrevoy
@Nowhereman 😆 😆 Good idea!
★TheOneDoc@tech.lgbt
the Necromancer won because the Knight died from laughing ...
Ray_Of_Sunlight@mastodon.social
That necromancer is actually quite pretty.
★pantaRhei@freiburg.social
C'est bon(e)! 😅
★TecnoSmurf@pnpde.social
OMG that is so cute! :D
★redhoodoutlaw@universeodon.com
★Cute!
andresbravo2003@mastodon.social
possibly at 25th.
regguy03@mastodon.social
:underheart:
★timnolli@convo.casa
did you translate this one yourself? I believe "Hello, youth" is not something you would say in English.
davidrevoy
@timnolli Yes, I can be sometime limited by my own English skill. Thank you, I'll double check this expression with English native on the Pepper&Carrot chat room on Matrix later.
timnolli@convo.casa
good, and interesting what they say. I'm also not a native speaker but I think the closest would be "Hello kids". Which is very similar to the "Hello Kiddo" above. Personally I would probably have written something like "Hello Billy".
ArnimRanthoron@ruhr.social
★Slain, defeated by laughter… as long as it works😃
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