Graveyard Surprise (Halloween Special)

Transcript:

A short comic strip in four panels:

Panel 1. In a misty, night‑time graveyard, among the cold stones of long‑abandoned graves, a beautiful young necromancer stands majestically with her staff. She faces a knight serious about engaging in a fight.

Necromancer: Muahahaha! Attacking a necromancer in a graveyard, you clueless fool!

Panel 2. The necromancer raises her staff and arms, casting a spell that spreads luminous effects across the ground around her. Skeletons emerge from the graves.

Necromancer: Skeletons! Rise from the dead!

Panel 3. The skeletons look at each other, some pat each other on the back, others hug, seemingly unaware of the necromancer's presence. A mix of disbelief and excitement ripples through them. In the background, the necromancer makes a horrified face: this isn’t the result she expected.

Skeleton 1 (an adult): Hey, kiddo? Is that you?
Skeleton 2 (a smaller one): Grandpa?!
Skeleton 3 (holding another’s hand like a lover): Come along, love, everyone's here.
Skeleton 4 (an elderly one, clutching its back): Hello, youth!

Panel 4. The necromancer is disgraced and her arms droop. The five skeletons now huddle together, arms intertwined. The knight roll on the floor laughing at the necromancer’s crushing failure.

Necromancer: I hate tiny family graveyards.

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38 comments

link Greenman   - Reply
greenman@diaspodon.fr

#FunFacts : le "rise from the dead", est ressorti avec la voix de Zeus dans l'intro d'Altered Beast sur borne d'arcade (ou master system)

Bon ça colle pas top avec le personnage, mais c'est ainsi !

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@greenman Haha, bien vue, je ne m'en souvenais plus!

J'ai retrouvé l'extrait de 4 secondes: youtube.com/watch?v=hihEhsdwiIk

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link Greenman   - Reply
greenman@diaspodon.fr

ah, c'est "from your grave" !
bon entre le son de la master system, et mon anglais de jeunot à l'époque, j'ai du enregistrer ce que je voulais que ce soit 😂

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@greenman Pas de soucis, et c'est hyper proche (aussi ça m'arrive tout le temps).

link V'ger   - Reply
vger@necronomi.co

Love how the necro is still winning the battle, because her enemy is dying of laughter.

link Momo   - Reply
momo@social.linux.pizza


If you know a little bit of anime-japanese, I have a word for you:

Nekomancer.

You're welcome, meow.

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@momo Oh! Oh! Oh! Thank you, I'll reuse this one with good care. Your creation?

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link Momo   - Reply
momo@social.linux.pizza


I came up with it but I'm surely not the only one... 😅

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@momo ha right, I found a class for a RPG video game gbf.wiki/Nekomancer , and also some who took it as a name for the title of their video game. Too bad, I'll check if it is not too copyrighted and still safe to use it.

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link Lethe   - Reply
lethe@digitalcourage.social

Today I discovered my need for wholesome necromancer stories.

link Alexander Cole   - Reply
Alex63@mastodon.social

@lethe Haha 😅 same here

link ArneBab   - Reply
ArneBab@rollenspiel.social

:-) love it!

link Christoph Werner 🔶️   - Reply
CWernerArt@mstdn.social

So great, David. Saved my day! 👍 😂

link Sarvo   - Reply
sarvo@novoa.nagoya

@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org this happened in hilda

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@sarvo yes, just saw it and I replied here framapiaf.org/@ygor@floss.soci 😊

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link Toon Link :verified:   - Reply
ToonLink@fandom.ink

D'awww, they're so happy to see each other!

Who cares what the boss says. Time to celebrate. 😆

link Ygor   - Reply
ygor@floss.social

Something similar happens in an episode of Hilda.

Edit: here it is youtu.be/lgHfZuEWcrY

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@ygor Haha, got the idea at a funeral, so many family graves around during the ceremony, my brain had to invent a little something to spend time a bit better I guess. I'm not surprised someone else get the same concept idea too! Thanks for the link.

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link AliciaBytes   - Reply
AliciaBytes@polycule.li

That's cute ​:neocat_laugh_tears:​​:neocat_aww:​

link Vincent Cantin   - Reply
greenCoder@functional.cafe

La sorcière est mal tombe-ée

link der.hans   - Reply
lufthans@mastodon.social

Does she work birthday parties?

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@lufthans 🤣 🤣

link Lawgren   - Reply
Lawgren@cyberpunk.lol

As someone slightly obsessed with cosmic horror, this is great cosmic horror.

link Isibnuy 🐇   - Reply
isibell@cutie.city

got distracted by the incredibly detailed and beautiful art, took me a while to actually read and comprehend :bunny_drool:

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@isibell 😆 😆 Thank you!

link nowhereman (nicht der andere!)   - Reply
Nowhereman@troet.cafe


My lessons from this are that it might be a good idea to study X-rays of my family and friends for later use.

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@Nowhereman 😆 😆 Good idea!

link VoidZeroOne :tranarchy_a_genderqueer: :v_trans: :v_pan:   - Reply
TheOneDoc@tech.lgbt

the Necromancer won because the Knight died from laughing ...

link Ray Of Sunlight   - Reply
Ray_Of_Sunlight@mastodon.social

That necromancer is actually quite pretty.

link Panta Rhei   - Reply
pantaRhei@freiburg.social

C'est bon(e)! 😅

link Now in tecnicolor   - Reply
TecnoSmurf@pnpde.social

OMG that is so cute! :D

link Red Hood   - Reply
redhoodoutlaw@universeodon.com


Cute!

link Andres Bravo   - Reply
andresbravo2003@mastodon.social

possibly at 25th.

link Alex 👽   - Reply
regguy03@mastodon.social

:underheart:

link Tim N   - Reply
timnolli@convo.casa

did you translate this one yourself? I believe "Hello, youth" is not something you would say in English.

link David Revoy Author, - Reply
davidrevoy

@timnolli Yes, I can be sometime limited by my own English skill. Thank you, I'll double check this expression with English native on the Pepper&Carrot chat room on Matrix later.

link Tim N   - Reply
timnolli@convo.casa

good, and interesting what they say. I'm also not a native speaker but I think the closest would be "Hello kids". Which is very similar to the "Hello Kiddo" above. Personally I would probably have written something like "Hello Billy".

link Arnim Sommer 🇪🇺   - Reply
ArnimRanthoron@ruhr.social


Slain, defeated by laughter… as long as it works😃


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