Cookies
Transcript
A comic strip in four panels:
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An adventurer kneels on a path, facing a small cookie with tiny arms and legs. The creature looks miserable and is crying while looking at the ground. The adventurer is concerned for the little being.
Adventurer: Oh... What’s wrong, my little fellow?
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Close-up of the little cookie lifting its head, eyes still teary.
Cookie: Well, I’m a little cookie, but no one accepts me anymore...
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With a kind heart and to comfort it, the adventurer picks it up in her hand and says in a motherly tone.
Adventurer: Come on, I accept you. Climb onto my back.
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Wide shot of the path, our adventurer with the little cookie on her shoulder walking towards the horizon, both happy with their encounter. In the foreground, among the grass at the edge of the path, a small army of fierce cookies with camouflage makeup emerges. Their leader whispers the order:
Cookie Leader: Alright, guys, she took the bait! Let’s track her down!
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zvava@f.619.hu
@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org this comic is so web
davidrevoy
@zvava 🤣
2 ★lautreg@pouet.chapril.org
Il nous faut la suite!
Le cookies arrache des morceaux de son corps pour laisser une piste?
davidrevoy
@lautreg J'ai bien ma petite idée pour une suite, dommage que le "Cookie Monster" ne soit pas libre de droit 😆 Va peut-être falloir que j'en invente un dérivé.
4 ★ArneBab@rollenspiel.social
😃
🍪
★mahlzahn@nerdculture.de
@ArneBab :blobcatcookie:
★ramon_wilhelm@mastodon.gamedev.place
@panterapolnocy
Stomata@social.linux.pizza
what about fingerprinting? 🙂
davidrevoy
@Stomata Oh yes, I really need to cover this too 😺
4 ★miguelpergamon@kolektiva.social
★"Even Cookies need love."
jargoggles@kolektiva.social
"I see you bought <Shield of Destiny>. Would you like to buy this again?
Yes / Yes, but not right now"
davidrevoy
@jargoggles Oh oh, "dark pattern" in a fantasy shop. I like it! Can I borrow you the idea against a credit? No promise, but I would like to note it somewhere ☺️
13 ★NinjaDebugger@mastodon.sandwich.net
@jargoggles
"Welcome to the shop, this is our dark pattern longsword. Would you like to buy it now, or should I offer it again in three minutes?"
★davidrevoy
@NinjaDebugger @jargoggles 🤣
2 ★plwt@mstdn.social
@NinjaDebugger @jargoggles "Other adventurers going on a quest also bought..."
★KewlCat@mastodon.social
@plwt @NinjaDebugger @jargoggles Please don't forget to rate your adventure
★💜
💙💙
💚💚💚
💛💛💛💛
🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
[OK] [Later]
isd_d@mastodon.social
@NinjaDebugger @jargoggles "Would you be interested in Shield of Dubious Shieldiness, 300§?"
★[Yes] [Ask me again later]
silverfish@yourwalls.today
@NinjaDebugger @jargoggles it also becomes a deceptive UI dark pattern as the shopper eventually stabs the sales construct in a rage with the nearest weapon available ★
jargoggles@kolektiva.social
It would be really fun for a few things.
You can leave the dungeon, but then you have to explicitly opt out every few days or else you'll be teleported back in.
The sphinx presents a form: "I confirm that I would not like to elect to revoke my right not to be eaten.
❌ Yes, I do not refuse to agree
✅ No, I will agree to refuse"
No need to credit, but I wouldn't say no to a gift subscription to Mastodon Premium™.
greenCoder@functional.cafe
@jargoggles I think that someone already made a similar game.
hendric@astronomy.city
@jargoggles you buy a long sword. In the darker corner a tired mage looks up and snaps his fingers.
Now you see ads for long swords everywhere you go. The serving platter at the inn. The bottom of your mug. Even the gate to leave town is begging you to buy a new long sword.
You find a wizard to remove the ad curse. He'll offer you a discount if you put his business contact info on the back of your armor. You sigh and take the deal.
*free, cc0, no rights reserved etc
★boplaid@mas.to
At first I thought of this as some cheesy comic, but then I saw the last panel.
Keep up the good work!!
★davidrevoy
@boplaid Thank you! 😊
★yon@sakurajima.moe
First the cake was a lie, and now the cookie?
★spirillen@matrix.rocks
@yon@sakurajima.moe @davidrevoy@framapiaf.org
★Sugar's like that friend who brings glitter to a party: it promises fun, lights up your brain, then leaves you wearing 5,000 kg of regret 🥮 :cookieqt: :milk_cookie:
Aoi_X_Kaizaki@mastodon.social
that's good.
★farah@beige.party
Awww 🥹
★davecykl@mastodon.social
Indeed, it’s true that not all cookies are advisable to eat: take Cookie AutoDelete to ensure that the bad ones pass through your system quickly without causing too much harm 😉
★Lep0le@piaille.fr
what next...!
PetterOfCats@mastodon.world
give a mouse a cookie
★magiztv@mastodon.social
haha
★lamecarlate@pouet.it
Ohhh un cookie en pleurs, ça doit être bon, c'est comme quand on rajoute de la fleur de sel sur un gâteau sucré. (oui je suis un monstre, et alors ?)
★davidrevoy
@lamecarlate 🤣 🤣 J'avais pas pensé à la pointe de sel!
jef@mastodon.social
If web cookies were tasty snacks yeah I'd accept them all
★spirillen@matrix.rocks
@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org
The cookie has found a new destination and has been de-tracked; and its evil intent is revealed here: https://kb.mypdns.org/articles/MTX-A-112
r3vlibre@mastodon.tetaneutral.net
Nice, however we care for here, how will she get out of this ambush ?
.... In a next board, after realizing she’s been mischievely tracked, "Mmhhh, let’s look at these Cookie Quick Manager and Cookie Auto-Delete pieces of gear I found last time... How does it work exactly ?
(tries to get the stuff working) Puf ! Aww’, here it goes ^^"
(maybe after the longsword story, in the shop ;)
★mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world
Si seulement il n'y avait que les cookies :sadge:
Si seulement le concept de par feu et de ne pas exécuter des programmes automatiquement dans les navigateurs furent éviter.
https://browserleaks.com/
davidrevoy
@mangeurdenuage Je conaissais pas le fingerprint basé sur les polices d'écriture installé, qu'on peut testé sur le lien que tu as transmis. Flippant celui là, surtout pour les graphistes avec une collection de font de travail toujours unique et identique. Je ne savais pas qu'une page web pouvait siphonner cette liste. 😱
2 ★mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world
Le seul moment ou le fingerprinting ne peut exister c'est lorsqu’il y a abscence de données (donc de fonction vue que les fonction sont elle même composer de données).
Au point ou ça en est ont peut faire ce que l'on veut, vue que au finale c'est juste la couche applicative qui a était réimplémenter dans le navigateur. ★
mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world
Si vous voulez faire des tests/expériences sur le sujet vous pouvez toujours comparer les résultats du site web avec un parefeu web matriciel.
https://addons.mozilla.org/fr/firefox/addon/umatrix ★
lautreg@pouet.chapril.org
@mangeurdenuage
★Et, bloquer les polices distantes n'a aucun impact.
Reste le javascript à bloquer.
mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world
@lautreg
>bloquer les polices distantes n'a aucun impact.
C'est pas 100% exact.
Les polices d'écriture distant sont en soit une faille de secu. Le fait de les bloquer permet d'éviter ce genre de bêtise.
Par contre c'est correct que temps que le navigateur autorise l’exécution automatique de programme télécharger, comme dit dans https://shitposter.world/notice/AxbfMOtFnWeoXBiaum "ont peut faire ce que l'on veut, vue que au finale c'est juste la couche applicative qui a était réimplémenter dans le navigateur."
Par contre des parfeu web comme umatrix permette très aisément de filtrer ce genre de problème par domaine.
https://shitposter.world/notice/AxbfuYsRAoTzLzcqh6
rowyn@mastodon.art
oh no D:
★vvzz@mastodon.social
in this world kindness is turned into WEAKNESS. Feed one, you’ll find yourself feeding all. Gotta always keep your head high and stand your ground. Nobody can take nothing from you 👍
Orca@nya.one
@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org But then I closed the private browsing window :neocat_boop_woozy:
★elgregor@librem.one
With First Party Isolation the cookies will hit an invisible wall that will stop them from following her outside of this location.
★lufthans@mastodon.social
hope she's out camping/questing with a bunch of teenagers, they'll rout the cookie horde one huge bite at a time
★cyb3rrunn3r@troet.cafe
🥹
valvin
j'adore <3
★utopify_org@veganism.social
What a sad story, because that's how she got killed: https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2014/05/ex-nsa-chief-we-kill-people-based-on-metadata
Or she will survive in an epic battle against a drone fleet.
I really want to see the last one 🤔
kexe@chaos.social
hahahahahahahaha true tho xD
★_psee@indieweb.social
evil 🤭
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