Retaliation
Transcript:
A comic comic in four panels:
Panel 1: A landscape view of a temple floating above the clouds. The landscape is colored with golden and purple hues, which are unusual for the land of mortals. In the foreground, a sign reads, "Temple of the Goddess of Life."
Panel 2: The Goddess of Life kneels in her garden, watering it while whistling. She is happy and enjoying her peaceful daily routine.
Panel 3: Suddenly, the Goddess of Life is violently punched in the face by a flying lemon coming from below the clouds.
Panel 4: A top-down view of a catapult with lemons. Pepper, a young witch, and her cat, Carrot, are in command. They bump fists in a "Check!" sound while watching the sky with fierce eyes.
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davidrevoy
📽️ :krita: Process
(real duration: 9h13min)
#krita
257 ★Kiloku@burnthis.town
"PAF!!" is so satisfying
monospace@floss.social
@Kiloku As is the fist bump. Ah, the whole strip is pure satisfaction!
dhfir@suya.place
is that.
A watering can full of lemon juice?
SomeVeganCheeseIsOk@mastodon.social
@dhfir while that was my first thought too, my second thought was "lemon juice is not a fertilizer and is bad for plants."
dhfir@suya.place
@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk if that's not lemon juice...
...
...ew.
SomeVeganCheeseIsOk@mastodon.social
@dhfir I didn't say it! But thank you for joining me in this rather awful thought.
WTL@mastodon.social
🤣
Sabokeme@mastodon.social
‘When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in its eyes!’ 😁
neauoire@merveilles.town
that'd be a great one for "guess the 4th panel"
mattjohns@mastodon.social
when life gives you lemons, make lemontrebuchet
ArneBab@rollenspiel.social
that’s nice! ☺
When life gives you lemons, built a catapult ☺
leeloo@chaosfem.tw
The lemon was supposed to be combustible😜
mighty_orbot@retro.pizza
I like to imagine she used the first lemon to grow a tree just so she’d have more lemons to fuel the catapult.
DrJLecter@queer.party
🤣🤣🤣
windbliss@bark.lgbt
When you want to make life take the lemons back..
Rick_Rijpers@mstdn.social
"All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2
AVincentInSpace@furry.engineer
@Rick_Rijpers Burning people! He said what we're all thinking!
etherealfields@toad.social
This made my morning, especially the fists bump :P
★Thank you :)
ygor@floss.social
This needs a #portal2 tag.
Fakepivot@mastodon.social
ok that is hilarious.. that made my day :)..
★Ragashingo@starside.social
Love it. Subtle but funny once the joke sinks in.
I'm also quite glad to see Cave Johnson well represented in the comments.
aramloosman@tooting.ch
😆
Nine@chitter.xyz
Ah, the Cave Johnson approach . :D
★WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt
The lead scientist at Aperture Labs... :neocat_lul:
WarmasterPalak@meow.social
When Life hands you lemons, find a cat and vow to become a problem.
valvin
😂😂
cmanman@mastodon.ie
Hmm Lemons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8ufRnf2Exc
Ertain@mast.linuxgamecast.com
Nice.
★morph@morphnet.de
Tsts ... 🤫
ArneBab@rollenspiel.social
9 hours … wow.
Thank you!
★randal_silversword@mastodon.social
Your art style is always amazing 👏
★FrankHghTwr@meow.social
when life gives you lemons... and a kitten with opposable thumbs
★voxel@infosec.space
Context: https://framapiaf.org/@davidrevoy/114897920973084303
★Linebyline@mastoart.social
Not that I don't trust Carrot, but a cat holding an axe like that is making me nervous.
★lufthans@mastodon.social
9 heures???
Wow, that is both a long time and amazingly quick!
★Lambdachro@piaille.fr
🤣
gsuberland@chaos.social
I've seen a bunch of artists do that same "paint everyone a dark blue" stage at the start of colouring and always meant to ask... why? is it a foreground / background separation thing?
rupert@mastodon.nz
Took me longer than I care to admit.
Reiddragon@fedi.reimu.info
Cave Johnson would be proud
phi1997@mastodon.social
They made life take the lemons back, but did not burn life's house down with them. I can only give them half a Cave Johnson.
★LucKeyProductions@c.im
★Revenge is a drink best pressed cold.
brazmogu@mastodon.gamedev.place
Cave Johnson would be proud
★FiXato@toot.cat
Cave Johnson would be proud 😂
★guayabito@mastodon.cr
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
★N33R@fops.cloud
b-but Life didn't give us lemons... we crossed the zitron with the bitter orange WE MADE THEM OURSELVES ★
AVincentInSpace@furry.engineer
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give David Revoy LEMONS! Do you know who I am!?
mousey@seattlematrix.org
it took 8 boosts before I actually got this joke. Bravo
★Nours@eldritch.cafe
★Ah ah ah
uis@pone.social
combustable lemons!
★ArnimRanthoron@ruhr.social
🤣🤣🤣
SixSider@halibut.com
"When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!"
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